Goodbye Grunts

I will start off by saying that my first blog was a complete success. People have emailed me from around the world with sympathy thoughts. Thank – you my friends. This week s blog is about my dear friends Grunts who is leaving us. I first meet Grunts a few months ago when I was going to the wizard (bathroom). I walked in and Grunts was at the sink and I assumed she was finished and on her way out. I spoke and proceed to stall one (it’s my favorite) when grunts says oh that the one I was going in. This has never happened to be before and I would like to mention that we were the only two in there and that 6 other stalls were open. I told her she could have it and she said that’s ok so I proceeded in. Now Grunts goes in the one next to mine. Why I asked myself could she not go down one. Needless to say I was very uncomfortable and than she starts talking to me. All I wanted to do was see the wizard and leave. And than my worst fears came true and the reason she has her name. She said in a giggly voice ooh I don’t think my lunch agreed. I could go on but I think you know what happened. To this day I will not go see this wizard unless Grunts is at her desk. As I mention earlier she is leaving us, so I dedicate this story to you Grunts good luck and good-bye.